You won’t fix your life in one outfit. But you can make everyone in the room feel uncomfortable enough that you get to leave early.
31 items
Awwtistic Tee
$25.00
i love you (threat) Tee
She Kept The Kids Tee
i fought a goose in 2009 Tee
Legally, I Must Inform You Tee
My Eyes Are Up Here Tee
I Got Baptized Tee
Ethically Sourced Eldritch Horror Tee
Laser Trash Panda Tee
I Ate My Twin Tee
✨gluten-free trauma ✨ Tee
emotionally, i am this traffic cone Tee
Now Begins My Reign Of Terror Tee
I Miss My Wife Tee
soft meat. hard life. Tee
⚠️ HUMAN SOUP ⚠️ Tee
Milk Tastes Different Tee
BEANS ruined my reputation!! Tee
Haunted By Bananas Tee
Shrimp Taught Me Latin ❤ Tee
Though I Don't Personally Know This Axolotl Tee
Screamed So Hard I Teleported Tee
i love you (threat) Hat
$18.00
✨gluten-free trauma✨ Hat
BEANS Ruined My Reputation Hat
soft meat. hard life. Hat
I Miss My Wife Hat
i love you (threat) Mug
$10.00
Full Of Teeth (Not Mine)
BEANS Ruined My Reputation Pin
$5.00
Legally, I Must Inform You Pin
